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General Aviation Discussion => General Aviation Discussion => Topic started by: jasT1981 on November 07, 2016, 06:07:28 PM

Title: Ryanair Careers advert - No Dubs or MUFC fans - You will be shot!
Post by: jasT1981 on November 07, 2016, 06:07:28 PM

LOL this is actually on Ryanair's website. One of the weirdest job applications I have seen in my life.

https://careers.ryanair.com/search/#job/5b532

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Essential attributes required:

Thick skin
Saint-like patience
Aversion to bolloxology
Own collection of nursery rhymes / bedtime stories
Ability to operate without sleep or contact with the outside world
(Ego) massage qualifications


Note: Dubs fans, Man U supporters and cyclists will not only be automatically excluded from the process, but will be tracked down, tortured and shot.

Title: Re: Ryanair Careers advert - No Dubs or MUFC fans - You will be shot!
Post by: smudge on November 07, 2016, 06:14:52 PM

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Aversion to bolloxology

Not for the CEO's job, then...