Ryanair Careers advert - No Dubs or MUFC fans - You will be shot!

[jasT1981]

LOL this is actually on Ryanair's website. One of the weirdest job applications I have seen in my life.

https://careers.ryanair.com/search/#job/5b532

Essential attributes required:

Thick skin
Saint-like patience
Aversion to bolloxology
Own collection of nursery rhymes / bedtime stories
Ability to operate without sleep or contact with the outside world
(Ego) massage qualifications


Note: Dubs fans, Man U supporters and cyclists will not only be automatically excluded from the process, but will be tracked down, tortured and shot.

[smudge]

Aversion to bolloxology

Not for the CEO's job, then...