So now I have a D500 body and a big Tamron lens in addition to my other photo gubbins, my much loved (genuinely) Brian's Hot Tub will no longer be able to carry "all the kit" so I'm in the market for a new wonder carrying system.
What's the latest miracle? A decade ago it was the 'Hot Tub which despite it's silly name was, indeed still is, a great bag (and if you only have one body or whatever it'll do as a weekend bag too.
I'm thinking maybe something like a Peli, but am open to suggestions, bonus points if it's officially airline carry on size, although that might require TARDIS type technology at this point. I also lean towards bags that don't look like they contain weapons grade plutonium (or cameras).
I prefer to ask here than on photography forums because you tend to give more balanced opinions.